The Dog Ate My Homework

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Initially written when planning a visit to my daughters fourth grade class a bunch of years ago, this piece proved popular on the elementary school beat in general. 

This poem is available as a broadside HERE.


The Dog Ate My Homework

"My doggy ate my homework,
he chewed it up," I said.
But when I offered my excuse,
my teacher shook her head.

I saw this wasn’t going well.
I didn’t want to fail.
Before she had a chance to talk,
I added to the tale:

"Before he ate, he took my work
and tossed it in a pot.
He simmered it with succotash
until it was piping hot.

"He scrambled up my science notes
With eggs and bacon strips,
along with sautéed spelling words,
and baked potato chips.

"He then took my arithmetic
and had it gently fried.
He broiled both my book reports
with pickles on the side.

"He wore a doggy apron
as he cooked a notebook stew.
He barked when I objected.
There was nothing I could do."

"Did he wear a doggy chef hat?"
My teacher gave a scowl.
"He did," I said. "And taking it
would only make him growl."

My teacher frowned, but then I said
As quickly as I could,
"He covered it with ketchup,
And he said it tasted good."

"A talking dog who likes to cook?"
My teacher had a fit.
She sent me to the office,
And that is where I sit.

I guess I made a big mistake
In telling her all that,
because I don’t even have a dog.
It was shredded by my cat.

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Shared with those stewed tomatoes over at DVerse Poets, both soupy and saucy.

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©2023 Christopher Reilley 

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Comments

  1. Love it, Christopher. When my kids were little, they made up stories of our cats having "residence parties" where one of the cats wore a chef's hat and cooked pancakes.

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  2. This is really cute. Great details.

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  3. Lol. Very protective of the cat and what's not to admire about that?!

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  4. This is brilliant! I enjoyed reading this one, Christopher ❤️❤️

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  5. 😊 nice one

    Much💛love

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  6. Sounds like the truth would have worked better.

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  7. yes a child imagination can run a riot.

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  8. I LOVE YOUR BRAIN!
    💜💜💜

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